Happy New Year's ... Mutual Wishes Make More Potent Wishes!
Hope everyone is safe tonight, and well hydrated on New Year's Day! It's a no hangover zone here!
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Monday, December 31, 2018
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Working on New Year's Eve .. Again? You Need a Permanent Vacation!
Everyone needs to relax a bit and not stress out, don't you think? Start 2019 on a good footing!
Saturday, December 29, 2018
I Know Why the Caged Jinx Sings!
You've got to be careful with gnomes, goblins and fairies. They often wear boots, you know!
Thursday, December 27, 2018
I'd Love to be Goofin' Around Right Now Like the Good Ole Days!
Who wouldn't want to hang around with Young Damien? I smell a new television series!
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Charles Foster Kane Grinches Scrooge! The Christmas Dream!
Of fucking COURSE Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
One Wish to Bind Them All! Merry Christmas Everyone!
This might be my first POV Christmas caption. Who said "everything has already been done before"?
Monday, December 24, 2018
Christmas Eve Isn't For the Compliant .. You Naughty, Naughty Readers!
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses! I want action, dammit! You WILL KNEEL before me!
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Look, Trevor, Let's Face It. We All Know That Christmas Is a Big Commercial Racket!
It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know. Let's see just how apt Lucy Van Pelt's word's were!
Friday, December 21, 2018
Nadine's Christmas Dreams Come True!
Well, at least it SEEMS like her dreams. Maybe they are YOUR dreams too?!?
Thursday, December 20, 2018
A Snatch and Grab Christmas for George aka Sally Anne!
Crime doesn't pay! It DOES pay to comment on Dee's captions when she asks!
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
A Red Shirt Christmas .. But Not for Katie Mills and Dee!
Well, Katie Mills says she's coming back. Let's hope she's not lying! C'mon in and celebrate!
Monday, December 17, 2018
At Least It's Not "Christmas Story" For the Billionth Time!
A quickie that was the first thing I wrote for the holidays this year. Yeah, started off with THIS?!?
Sunday, December 16, 2018
So this is Christmas ... and what have you done?
6 years ago I posted this caption, and I still stand by every word. Has it gotten any better?
Saturday, December 15, 2018
The Manliest of Men Are Immune to Dee's Mesmerism .. Or Are They?
You should always pay attention to what Dee is doing .. and saying. Especially what she's saying!
Thursday, December 13, 2018
A Change Will Do You Good!
If you've got nothing left to lose, then a change is always for the better!
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Getting Ready Is Much More Than Just Shit, Shower, and Shave Now!
How fast are YOU out the door in the morning before work? It's bound to slow down some now!
Sunday, December 9, 2018
The Case of the Ironic Shoes Blues!
Not my fault that Kevin's mother is big time fashion police! I'm sure that I could ROCK some pumps!
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Damien is Allergic to So Many Things .. Dee, Perhaps Not So Much!
This caption is nothing to sneeze at! Maybe he's cured, but SHE still has lots of word play to groan over!
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Tonight is Krampasnacht! All Hail the "Cramp"us!
How tasteless can we be? Lick your lips and c'mon in! Pretty tasteless indeed!
Monday, December 3, 2018
So Many Variables Involved When it Comes to Bodyswap Wishes! Right Josh?
I mean, who'd have thought it would be complicated to put your mind into a another body?
Saturday, December 1, 2018
The Moonchild Grows Up .. and I've Been Interviewed by Ann Michelle!
So come inside for a bit of the interview and a caption you might not have seen before!
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Not Exactly the Right Combination of Nectars for Chad!
Oh well, perhaps I'll get it exactly right on the next guy I turn into a slutty young woman!
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
From Battement Fondu .. to a Fondue Set If Lacy is Lucky Enough!
This picture just HAD to be captioned somehow .. didn't it?
Sunday, November 25, 2018
Damien Was a Sk8er Boi! Well, A Hockey Player at Least!
Why not indulge in a little Dee Mentia fantasy caption that seems true to life!
Friday, November 23, 2018
Twirl Like No One Is Watching!
In days like these, we really need to let go and just be happy sometimes, just because ..
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
All That I'm Thankful For .. and New England Tale That's Yet to Be Heard!
I'm sure the history is correct! You can take it from me .. History, um Herstory Professor Mentia!
Monday, November 19, 2018
Two Men, One Deadline & Dee's Metaphorical Glass Ceiling!
Sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns, or make the bull a cow that's horny sometimes.
Sunday, November 18, 2018
The Black Sheep of the Family Provides the Best Wool!
This caption title probably won't make sense until you read the caption!
Friday, November 16, 2018
A Busy Bee Who Doesn't Want Life to Drone On Endlessly!
Not sure exactly where that title came from, but I had nothing else that was even slightly catchy.
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
A Moment of Sheer BLANK .. Changes Everything!
Each second has a moment of sheer (fill in the blank) so yeah, shitty title, but good caption! I swear!
Monday, November 12, 2018
The Lady or the Tiger .. Why Can't You Have Both? & This Is My 1500th Post!
Well, technically it's my 1501st, but who's counting? Other than Google apparently!
Sunday, November 11, 2018
Never Confuse Stereotypes with Comfort!
Wanted to make a nice, casual caption that was comfy and warm. Hope I succeeded.
Thursday, November 8, 2018
Saltwater Brainwashing .. Rinse and Repeat!
Hope this throws a few people a bit of a curve, including it's recipient!
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
You Say the Word "Blackmail" Like It's Some Sort of Bad Word!
Well, it's not really blackmail, and you could have protested further! TWO versions in ONE blog post!
Sunday, November 4, 2018
Havencroft Tech Prep School Model .. We're Co-Ed Now!
You always wanted to be a model. And you get class credit for it! What more could you want?
Friday, November 2, 2018
Sally's Been Stuffed Like a Quahog!
Yeah, we have those in New England. It's a species of clam that you serve spread wide open!
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Who Can It Be Knockin' at My Door .. Happy Halloween!
Everyone should keep track of their calendar .. All Hallow's Eve just sort of creeps up on you!
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
A Mousey Female on Halloween!
A light-hearted look of College Life on Halloween. Not sure why the preview picture isn't showing, but it IS inside so come on in!
Sunday, October 28, 2018
The Mentiatech Phantasma Plasmatron Is Working Perfectly!
Would this dastardly device work on you? Come inside to find out!
Saturday, October 27, 2018
That Isn't Quite Cardinal Red, Is It? #Flashback
Another long, strange trip this World Series has been! Did I mention LOOOONG?!?
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Going Swimming at the Mentia House? Are You Insane?
If you think that I'm something else, you should have met my mother!
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Sneaky Boy .. Sneaky Girl! Some Things Never Change!
Like old horror tropes, you have to keep up with the technology when it comes to TG captions!
Sunday, October 21, 2018
Lunch Won't Be the Only Time You'll Be Stuffed!
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Saturday, October 20, 2018
Even when you weren't listening .. #Throwback
.. you were paying attention to Dee! .. or was that the other way around? No biggie!
Thursday, October 18, 2018
Where No (White) Man Has Gone Before!
RACE .. The Final Frontier! Yeah, I can piss off liberals just as much as conservatives. See inside!
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Gender Re-mapping, because Men Never Ask For Directions!
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Monday, October 15, 2018
A Really Smart Looking Pantsuit to Wear to a Wedding!
No, don't leave without reading this blog post! I swear it's pretty good, or at least not too bad!
Saturday, October 13, 2018
More Random Thoughts .. Honestly I Mean It This Time!
And a caption called, "Weekend at Bernie's 3: Alive and Well .. Sort of!"
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Random Thoughts.. and Of Course, Another Caption!
An Insta-caption blog exclusive for Grant / Tiffany coming right up! Come inside to see it!
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Always Leave Your Best Customers Satisfied!
And that means trying to never say "No!" to a potential client. Try to be flexible!
